[JUR-734] My girlfriend’s mother has such an overpowering sex drive that she’s my perfect match, so without her knowing i offer my erect cock to her over and over again.

You know, as someone on the outside looking in, every time I see one of these posts I can’t help but think how pathetic it is that you let Mike live rent free in your head. I don’t know what your goal is, if you even have one, but from a neutral perspective your constant need to provoke Mike with rage bait is kind of sad. It’s like you are obsessed with him in a very unhealthy way. Why don’t you do us all a favor and give it a rest.