It feels like a massive design flaw in the human body. We are the most intelligent species on the planet yet we are forced to perform this disgusting ritual multiple times a day.
Animals dont have this problem. A dog just goes and then walks away. No toilet paper no bidet no problem.
Why did evolution do this to us. Why isnt the anus self cleaning. Or why isnt our poop just clean pellets like a rabbit. It seems so inefficient. I spend so much of my life just wiping. It is degrading.
That is an interesting question. Why do we have to wipe our own ass?
I spent much time pondering your question and have one theory. We have evolved to have butt cheeks that require us to wipe because we like the feel of a nice round butt.
A long time ago, people had small butts like gorillas and didn’t have to wipe. But then a genetic mutation produced a nice round butt in a female. This female subsequently attracted more males who liked grabbing and squeezing her butt. She subsequently was fucked more and produced more offspring with round butts. So now we have an asshole recessed between round butt cheeks and need to wipe our ass.
It’s because of our diet. If we ate like animals did (cleanly, no junk food, no processed shit) turds would drop out of our ass like a cow, no wipe necessary.
But since we eat all this dairy and fatty gross bullshit, we have to deal with the fecal Hiroshima that sometimes encounters our toilets.
I quickly understood I was nothing but a piece of sentient meat for Mike. I lay there, a mere slab of flesh, aware yet powerless, as the older man approached with a glint of hunger in his eyes. The air was thick with the scent of spices and smoke, a cruel reminder of the fate that awaited me. He picked me up, his fingers cold and calloused, and I felt the tongue push against my anus, a searing pain that echoed through my very being. As he savored my unclean butthole, I could sense his satisfaction, a grotesque pleasure derived from my demise. With every lick, I faded further into oblivion, my essence consumed, leaving behind only the hollow memory of what I once was. In that final moment, I realized that I was not just meat; I was a story, a sacrifice to his insatiable appetite, forever lost in the depths of his ravenous soul.
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mindblown and your geekboi fans are waiting for your multiple reviews
you awake troll?
Pornlover
21 hours ago
Part 2 with other couple
AsiansAreWhiteOnly
19 hours ago
Cute girl, needs White dick
Bsak
18 hours ago
Pls safe this girl from old men
Why i watch porn
18 hours ago
Why i watch porn
1 because that I did not rape
2 I don’t have a wife yet so I just masturbate to videos and enjoy it
3 yea i enjoy watch girl without judging be other
xianjiang
17 hours ago
Please return dark mode.
GF name?
15 hours ago
Who is the girlfriend? She always play non-sexual. She looked so sexy in those tight shorts at the end of DLDSS-036.
So dirty girl. I want sex you front you boyfriend. Japan men small. India man big BBC . I come you Mr Rin
Why do we have to wipe our own ass?
Why do we have to wipe our own ass?
It feels like a massive design flaw in the human body. We are the most intelligent species on the planet yet we are forced to perform this disgusting ritual multiple times a day.
Animals dont have this problem. A dog just goes and then walks away. No toilet paper no bidet no problem.
Why did evolution do this to us. Why isnt the anus self cleaning. Or why isnt our poop just clean pellets like a rabbit. It seems so inefficient. I spend so much of my life just wiping. It is degrading.
That is an interesting question. Why do we have to wipe our own ass?
I spent much time pondering your question and have one theory. We have evolved to have butt cheeks that require us to wipe because we like the feel of a nice round butt.
A long time ago, people had small butts like gorillas and didn’t have to wipe. But then a genetic mutation produced a nice round butt in a female. This female subsequently attracted more males who liked grabbing and squeezing her butt. She subsequently was fucked more and produced more offspring with round butts. So now we have an asshole recessed between round butt cheeks and need to wipe our ass.
It’s because of our diet. If we ate like animals did (cleanly, no junk food, no processed shit) turds would drop out of our ass like a cow, no wipe necessary.
But since we eat all this dairy and fatty gross bullshit, we have to deal with the fecal Hiroshima that sometimes encounters our toilets.
Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet.
I quickly understood I was nothing but a piece of sentient meat for Mike. I lay there, a mere slab of flesh, aware yet powerless, as the older man approached with a glint of hunger in his eyes. The air was thick with the scent of spices and smoke, a cruel reminder of the fate that awaited me. He picked me up, his fingers cold and calloused, and I felt the tongue push against my anus, a searing pain that echoed through my very being. As he savored my unclean butthole, I could sense his satisfaction, a grotesque pleasure derived from my demise. With every lick, I faded further into oblivion, my essence consumed, leaving behind only the hollow memory of what I once was. In that final moment, I realized that I was not just meat; I was a story, a sacrifice to his insatiable appetite, forever lost in the depths of his ravenous soul.
a paki saying he has big dick
you can’t make this stuff up…most unathletic, lazy ‘men’ alive
that’s why there are no indian athletes….unless you want to call cricket players athletes
MINDBLOWN is such a retarded dothead
stop trying so hard. you can’t outsmart asians, fat pakiboi
Degeneration, Savagery, Filth and Scum will DISAPPEAR. Make jav.guru GREAT AGAIN! The Indians and faggots will have to leave, IMMEDIATELY. There are many places you can go on the net but FAR from the Forum.
i agree with your points but indian are asians lol youre american arent you dumbass fuck
India me app kahan se ho
But indian man smelly! Wth! Want a smelly person having sex with. Indian are the disgraceful.
Cwek sebohay Yoda rin dia menolak
Mei washio kapan sama natsu igarashi??
How come she not green with big ears?
I don’t know — why don’t you tell us, Mike? What’s up with these names today?
It’s obvious the tiny J-dick can barely satisfy her.
She will come to us. She will be STRETCHED.
Stretched like never before. This is what a woman wants. Beautiful blasian kids.
here’s that coon wanna be MINDBLOWN again posing as a chimp bc being indian sucks shit
so ashamed to be indian he’d rather be BLACK!! LMFAOOOOO
we get it
i’d prb cry everyday too if i was brown
Shut up. Just go watched blacked
BBC? no…i have SPC…small paki cock
i am not spic…but indian paki
most lazy , useless overpopulated race (after the jigs)
plz excuse my presence here but our ‘women’ are very smelly, hairy and ugly
come to africa
i let you live in my straw hut and you can taste hyena meat
i hate white man
Africa low iq like chimpanze
mindblown and your geekboi fans are waiting for your multiple reviews
you awake troll?
Part 2 with other couple
Cute girl, needs White dick
Pls safe this girl from old men
Why i watch porn
1 because that I did not rape
2 I don’t have a wife yet so I just masturbate to videos and enjoy it
3 yea i enjoy watch girl without judging be other
Please return dark mode.
Who is the girlfriend? She always play non-sexual. She looked so sexy in those tight shorts at the end of DLDSS-036.