Troll, your knowledge is truly astounding, from my perspective at least. And I have no excuse.
My mother, as a young lady just out of high school had gone to work at the LA Times Classified Ads desk. I’m quite sure she sold ads in the paper to advertisers, and that she would have had to know what “column inches” were to do that.
But I have no memory of ever hearing or knowing the term. Ever. Until I read your above name-stealing spoof/impersonation troll post.
You brought back memories of all kinds of photos of my mother as a pretty young lady. She appeared in the LA Times a lot. (The photographers seemed to like posting photos of pretty girls, even in those pre-porno days, long before even Playboy magazine.)
You put in effort trying to troll, and for me, you bring back wonderful memories.
Extraordinary, really. Kind of like Brimstone and Treacle.
I’m not the troll Mikey, don’t flatter yourself that everyone who’s critical of your obsessive relentless posts on the site is ‘the troll’. But keep deluding yourself, and keep camping out on the site. It’s literally your second home.
Mike
10 months ago
Mutou Ayaka will be lovely until she’s 90.
(Maybe beyond that)
The actor cast here as her husband will be unfit to play the part of any husband or boss forever.
Can’t understand why the JAV studios keep casting this horrible actor. He never kisses a girl. He never touches a girl in any sexual place. He never undresses. He rarely does anything but fall asleep, cry or act horribly. And he never suits the husband or boss parts.
Can’t imagine why he is devoting his life to acting in roles where his lack of credibility, lack of the ability to “look the part” ruins nearly every movie he is in. And can’t imagine why he appears again and again and again and again and again and again and again in JAVs. . .
Japanese husbands are always wimps, whiners, men with no balls. Japanese husbands love to be humiliated… always. One wonders why Japanese wives always marry these sissies since they always end up cheating on them. If Japanese husbands are in real life like they are in porn movies then all married men in Japan are cuckolds.
And since many of the women who star in these porn films are married in real life, not only do you get a good idea of the kind of husbands they have, but also the kind of women they actually are in everyday life…
If I had to add to your list, I’d add a rule about the wife always cleaning the floor in the sexiest possible way. No dust mops, or wet mops and pails. Nope. They don’t exist in the JAV world.
She must be on her hands and knees, tush looking lovely as she moves along the floor.
But in all honesty, funny as your rules were, Mutou Ayaka has performed with some actors who were believable-looking husbands. And there have been plenty of good Japanese cuckold AVs that featured husbands who were believable.
Compare the awful husband here to her husband, in, say the first movie I ever saw her in:
[DVDES-921] General male-female monitoring AV Ultimate cuckold project to stimulate latent desire https://jav.guru/?s=DVDES-921
The husband doesn’t have to be a weak, fearful, whiny husband with no balls, and doesn’t have to be humiliated
(See also, some of her Nagae Styles:
[NSPS-367] To you whom I love. The truth is… That person who used to be my boss, Ayaka Muto https://jav.guru/?s=NSPS-367
Sorry, Mike, but even in [DVDES-921], the husband is an asshole, because what husband would leave his wife with two guys without even asking or knowing what they did together? Then he’s still humiliated because his wife shamelessly cheats on him, all for money… but at the same time, this film is still well-made because it shows exactly what women are like in general: they have no sense of responsibility and are sluts willing to do anything for money and for their own benefit.
I prefer movies where there is no betrayal and everything is clear between the spouses like for example PFAS-024 – HTMS-045 – PFAS-004 – IESP-487. If you have others in this genre let me know
And a very specific Nagira Kenzo trope – the shower scene to demonstrate the effects of gravity. He has to have it in every film of his. Possibly conducts a “shower test” on prospective starlets in place of a screen test.
She made a big announcement earlier this year about leaving her long time agency and going independent, as in representing herself. This coincided with her leaving Madonna and joining Attackers. Three releases later, there’s been no activity from her. What was the whole point, one wonders. SMH.
Missing 武藤あやか. And worried, now that I googled about her after reading a November 2025 comment by “Steven Kupang 378” about her AV career stopping because of positive syphilis tests
. . . Taking into account the incubation period of syphilis, she waited two weeks and then took the test again, which also came back negative, confirming that the previous positive result was a “false positive” (when a test result that should have been negative mistakenly comes out positive). . .
But then in November 2025 saw posts reading
Japanese mature-style AV actress Ayaka Muto has dropped a bombshell, unexpectedly announcing her temporary retirement from the AV industry, shocking and saddening her many fans. It’s reported that Muto has been forced to suspend work to investigate the cause of her persistent positive syphilis tests.
Upvoting. Leaving.
Gotta leave space for Mike to post 20 column inches of his ‘thoughts’ on Ayaka’s latest cuckold video ( a subject so near and dear to our Mikey ).
Troll, your knowledge is truly astounding, from my perspective at least. And I have no excuse.
My mother, as a young lady just out of high school had gone to work at the LA Times Classified Ads desk. I’m quite sure she sold ads in the paper to advertisers, and that she would have had to know what “column inches” were to do that.
But I have no memory of ever hearing or knowing the term. Ever. Until I read your above name-stealing spoof/impersonation troll post.
You brought back memories of all kinds of photos of my mother as a pretty young lady. She appeared in the LA Times a lot. (The photographers seemed to like posting photos of pretty girls, even in those pre-porno days, long before even Playboy magazine.)
You put in effort trying to troll, and for me, you bring back wonderful memories.
Extraordinary, really. Kind of like Brimstone and Treacle.
You’re really something troll.
I’m not the troll Mikey, don’t flatter yourself that everyone who’s critical of your obsessive relentless posts on the site is ‘the troll’. But keep deluding yourself, and keep camping out on the site. It’s literally your second home.
Mutou Ayaka will be lovely until she’s 90.
(Maybe beyond that)
The actor cast here as her husband will be unfit to play the part of any husband or boss forever.
Can’t understand why the JAV studios keep casting this horrible actor. He never kisses a girl. He never touches a girl in any sexual place. He never undresses. He rarely does anything but fall asleep, cry or act horribly. And he never suits the husband or boss parts.
Can’t imagine why he is devoting his life to acting in roles where his lack of credibility, lack of the ability to “look the part” ruins nearly every movie he is in. And can’t imagine why he appears again and again and again and again and again and again and again in JAVs. . .
Japanese husbands are always wimps, whiners, men with no balls. Japanese husbands love to be humiliated… always. One wonders why Japanese wives always marry these sissies since they always end up cheating on them. If Japanese husbands are in real life like they are in porn movies then all married men in Japan are cuckolds.
And since many of the women who star in these porn films are married in real life, not only do you get a good idea of the kind of husbands they have, but also the kind of women they actually are in everyday life…
Nice writing.
It reminded me of things I read about the rules of driving in Lima
If I had to add to your list, I’d add a rule about the wife always cleaning the floor in the sexiest possible way. No dust mops, or wet mops and pails. Nope. They don’t exist in the JAV world.
She must be on her hands and knees, tush looking lovely as she moves along the floor.
But in all honesty, funny as your rules were, Mutou Ayaka has performed with some actors who were believable-looking husbands. And there have been plenty of good Japanese cuckold AVs that featured husbands who were believable.
Compare the awful husband here to her husband, in, say the first movie I ever saw her in:
[DVDES-921] General male-female monitoring AV Ultimate cuckold project to stimulate latent desire https://jav.guru/?s=DVDES-921
The husband doesn’t have to be a weak, fearful, whiny husband with no balls, and doesn’t have to be humiliated
(See also, some of her Nagae Styles:
[NSPS-367] To you whom I love. The truth is… That person who used to be my boss, Ayaka Muto https://jav.guru/?s=NSPS-367
[NSFS-113] (4K) 3 Days 2 Nights Married Couple Exchange Camp 2 Ayaka Muto https://jav.guru/?s=NSFS-113 )
Sorry, Mike, but even in [DVDES-921], the husband is an asshole, because what husband would leave his wife with two guys without even asking or knowing what they did together? Then he’s still humiliated because his wife shamelessly cheats on him, all for money… but at the same time, this film is still well-made because it shows exactly what women are like in general: they have no sense of responsibility and are sluts willing to do anything for money and for their own benefit.
I prefer movies where there is no betrayal and everything is clear between the spouses like for example PFAS-024 – HTMS-045 – PFAS-004 – IESP-487. If you have others in this genre let me know
LOL #7 is hilarious
Lol! This is hilarious.
Add the blue tiled kitchen and the mandatory brief case drop + falling to knees by the husband at the end of the film.
And a very specific Nagira Kenzo trope – the shower scene to demonstrate the effects of gravity. He has to have it in every film of his. Possibly conducts a “shower test” on prospective starlets in place of a screen test.
Is Ayaka on hiatus or something?
She made a big announcement earlier this year about leaving her long time agency and going independent, as in representing herself. This coincided with her leaving Madonna and joining Attackers. Three releases later, there’s been no activity from her. What was the whole point, one wonders. SMH.
Missing 武藤あやか. And worried, now that I googled about her after reading a November 2025 comment by “Steven Kupang 378” about her AV career stopping because of positive syphilis tests
https://jav.guru/799916/bkd-192-mother-and-son-mating-funabiki-road-mutou-ayaka/#comment-624535
Googled 武藤あやか 梅毒
She hasn’t released a movie since this one
Read something from October, 2024 that translated
. . . Taking into account the incubation period of syphilis, she waited two weeks and then took the test again, which also came back negative, confirming that the previous positive result was a “false positive” (when a test result that should have been negative mistakenly comes out positive). . .
But then in November 2025 saw posts reading
Japanese mature-style AV actress Ayaka Muto has dropped a bombshell, unexpectedly announcing her temporary retirement from the AV industry, shocking and saddening her many fans. It’s reported that Muto has been forced to suspend work to investigate the cause of her persistent positive syphilis tests.
Incredible. She is amazing in this movie!
Any similar jav ??