[ABF-153] Absolutely Loyal Secretary. Umi Yatsugake

She is the best fap. A fap, such that it is better than this, and is not inspired by Yatsugake Umi, does not exist. The possibility of a fap that is better than Yatsugake Umi is a logical contradiction. A better fap than Yatsugake Umi is fake news. The age-old philosophical question regarding the plausibility of a fap better than Yatsugake Umi was solved satisfactorily and the answer is no. In no possible universe is the existence of a fap better than Yatsugaki Umi a fact. Were a better fap than Umi to be envisioned, following basic laws of logic would prove there is a contradiction. A better fap than Yatsugaki Umi is as absurd as impossible. For all faps, such than the level of satisfaction is superior to this one, it is found that they were dedicated to Yatsugake Umi. Future generations will judge this era as the golden age of fap, and Yatsugake Umi as the zenith. The existence of a fap better than Yatsugake Umi has been rejected universally as ludicrous. The set of faps better than Yatsugake Umi is the empty set. Random sampling of the degree of satisfaction across all faps will show that the… Read more »

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