[ADN-746] The story of a mysterious older sister who, upon learning I got a girlfriend, becomes jealous, kisses me, and constantly approaches me from a superior position. Shiromine Miu

It’s really something, troll, the time you’ve spent, name-stealing, writing up “spoof/impersonations” here.

Not sure why you’ve dedicated yourself to this troll role every day of your life, and apparently for over four years now, non-stop.

But it brings to mind Taylor Swift’s song lyrics to her song “Actually Romantic.” They go:

“. . . you keep sending me funny valentines
And I know you think it comes off vicious
But it’s precious, adorable
Like a toy Chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
That’s how much it hurts

It’s actually sweet
All the time you’ve spent on me
It’s honestly wild
All the effort you’ve put in
It’s actually romantic
I really gotta hand it to you, ooh
No man has ever loved me like you do”

Taylor reaches such amazing sexual heights in the song. Totally-wound-up lesbian orgasmic heights.

One might not think of her as inclined to reach orgasms over an obsessed girl. But the song’s climactic lyric goes “It’s kind of making me wet (oh!)”

So. She surprised with lesbian lyrics like that, written about a girl, Charli XCX.

I’ve asked before, Troll:

Are you a girl?

Are you Charli XCX?