Troll, your knowledge is truly astounding, from my perspective at least. And I have no excuse.
My mother, as a young lady just out of high school had gone to work at the LA Times Classified Ads desk. I’m quite sure she sold ads in the paper to advertisers, and that she would have had to know what “column inches” were to do that.
But I have no memory of ever hearing or knowing the term. Ever. Until I read your above name-stealing spoof/impersonation troll post.
You brought back memories of all kinds of photos of my mother as a pretty young lady. She appeared in the LA Times a lot. (The photographers seemed to like posting photos of pretty girls, even in those pre-porno days, long before even Playboy magazine.)
You put in effort trying to troll, and for me, you bring back wonderful memories.
Extraordinary, really. Kind of like Brimstone and Treacle.
I’m not the troll Mikey, don’t flatter yourself that everyone who’s critical of your obsessive relentless posts on the site is ‘the troll’. But keep deluding yourself, and keep camping out on the site. It’s literally your second home.
Mike
21 days ago
Mutou Ayaka will be lovely until she’s 90.
(Maybe beyond that)
The actor cast here as her husband will be unfit to play the part of any husband or boss forever.
Can’t understand why the JAV studios keep casting this horrible actor. He never kisses a girl. He never touches a girl in any sexual place. He never undresses. He rarely does anything but fall asleep, cry or act horribly. And he never suits the husband or boss parts.
Can’t imagine why he is devoting his life to acting in roles where his lack of credibility, lack of the ability to “look the part” ruins nearly every movie he is in. And can’t imagine why he appears again and again and again and again and again and again and again in JAVs. . .
Japanese husbands are always wimps, whiners, men with no balls. Japanese husbands love to be humiliated… always. One wonders why Japanese wives always marry these sissies since they always end up cheating on them. If Japanese husbands are in real life like they are in porn movies then all married men in Japan are cuckolds.
1- A weak, fearful, whiny husband with no balls
2- A sexually dissatisfied wife with the IQ of a chimpanzee
3- Above all, don’t call the police in case of rape and don’t tell your husband about it
4- A raped wife loves it and returns to her rapist
5- A wife who is unfaithful and dissatisfied with her husband, but who never divorces because she likes to take advantage of her husband’s work
6- She drinks and eats a lot
7- No dishwasher, always by hand
8- If the husband lets his wife get fucked by another man in front of him, it doesn’t suit her and she ends up doing it behind his back.
9- The husband must always be humiliated, especially if he is perfectly honest, hardworking, and loves his wife.
10- A wife who lacks self-control and asks for forgiveness because it’s not her fault, it’s the fault of her honest husband.
If I had to add to your list, I’d add a rule about the wife always cleaning the floor in the sexiest possible way. No dust mops, or wet mops and pails. Nope. They don’t exist in the JAV world.
She must be on her hands and knees, tush looking lovely as she moves along the floor.
But in all honesty, funny as your rules were, Mutou Ayaka has performed with some actors who were believable-looking husbands. And there have been plenty of good Japanese cuckold AVs that featured husbands who were believable.
Compare the awful husband here to her husband, in, say the first movie I ever saw her in:
[DVDES-921] General male-female monitoring AV Ultimate cuckold project to stimulate latent desire https://jav.guru/?s=DVDES-921
The husband doesn’t have to be a weak, fearful, whiny husband with no balls, and doesn’t have to be humiliated
(See also, some of her Nagae Styles:
[NSPS-367] To you whom I love. The truth is… That person who used to be my boss, Ayaka Muto https://jav.guru/?s=NSPS-367
Sorry, Mike, but even in [DVDES-921], the husband is an asshole, because what husband would leave his wife with two guys without even asking or knowing what they did together? Then he’s still humiliated because his wife shamelessly cheats on him, all for money… but at the same time, this film is still well-made because it shows exactly what women are like in general: they have no sense of responsibility and are sluts willing to do anything for money and for their own benefit.
I prefer movies where there is no betrayal and everything is clear between the spouses like for example PFAS-024 – HTMS-045 – PFAS-004 – IESP-487. If you have others in this genre let me know
And since many of the women who star in these porn films are married in real life, not only do you get a good idea of the kind of husbands they have, but also the kind of women they actually are in everyday life…
![[ADN-711] Honey, forgive me… Sympathy that fell into wetness 5 Ayaka Muto](https://cdn.javsts.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/adn711pl.jpg)
![[ADN-705] The secret face of a plain glasses-wearing office lady. Mature live streamer, abusive live broadcast. Mutou Ayaka](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/06/adn705pl-211x300.jpg)
![[JUQ-977] Close contact sex ~ secret meetings with the bar owner in the late night. Ayaka Muto](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/07/juq977pl-211x300.jpg)
![[ADN-497] A wife esthetician who was compelled to orgasm in a situation where she couldn’t speak up against her husband’s contemptuous boss. Mutou Ayaka](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2023/09/adn497pl-211x300.jpg)
![[HBAD-643] Mother covered in cum after being compelled to perform sex work on her son’s friends – Ayaka Muto](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2022/12/1hbad643pl-211x300.jpg)
![[HRD-234] Nude Farm Work Farm Wife 4 Hours](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2023/08/hrd234sopl-211x300.jpg)
![[HEZ-201] Still in the prime of womanhood: mature women, 12 ladies, 4 hours](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/06/59hez201pl-211x300.jpg)
![[SDNM-033] Overwhelming transparency, tight neckline and E-cups… Her C-section scar is proof of her motherhood. 33-year-old AV Debut: Ayaka Muto!](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2023/02/1sdnm033pl-211x300.jpg)
![[DASD-316] Muscle Athlete Mutou Ayaka with Well-Defined Abs](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2024/03/dasd316pl-211x300.jpg)
![[DANDY-501] “I want to meet that person again and get fucked special: When left alone with the kind mature nurse who helped him lose his virginity, he gets an unexpected raw fuck! Multiple creampies from inside her vagina◆”](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2024/12/1dandy501pl-211x300.jpg)
![[AQSH-011] My wife was cuckolded. The quiet wife I thought I knew was trained by her brother-in-law and turned into a nymphomaniac woman addicted to an illicit affair. Mutou Ayaka](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/06/aqsh011pl-211x300.jpg)
![[JUY-577] Alone with my admired sister-in-law on the night of a big blackout. Mutou Ayaka](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2024/08/juy577pl-211x300.jpg)
![[NSPS-773] Balancing Housework and Work! Stress Relief for Working Housewives! The Secret Situation of Busy Housewives’ Lower Bodies](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2023/11/nsps773sopl-211x300.jpg)
![[UMD-765] Married Couple Hot Springs Trip Swap 10 – Kinky Beautiful Wife with a Desire to be Cuckolded Wants to Play! What! The other wife is also a pervert?](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2022/12/125umd765pl-211x300.jpg)
![[DANDY-893] “Today, I’m having sex with my son’s home tutor as well.” Inserted in 10 seconds after being alone?](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/07/DANDY-893-211x300.jpg)
![[ACHJ-052] Tonight I want to tease you… An overnight creampie date with a perfect married woman at an SM hotel for the first time. The extremely popular exclusive actress Ayaka Muto teases you nonstop for 24 hours, with 8 ejaculations.](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2024/11/achj052pl-211x300.jpg)
![[SAME-179] Assaulted in front of my injured father. Mutou Ayaka](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/05/same179pl-211x300.jpg)
![[GENT-081] Educational Mama Slave! – Until She Falls into the Semen Toilet of the Worst Erotic – Ayaka Muto’s First Sh*ta Work](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2023/07/gent081pl-211x300.jpg)
![[NSPS-538] Couldn’t help but feel… experiences of compelled confinement and adventure 3 – Mutou Ayaka, Hata Riko](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2023/10/nsps538sopl-211x300.jpg)
Upvoting. Leaving.
Gotta leave space for Mike to post 20 column inches of his ‘thoughts’ on Ayaka’s latest cuckold video ( a subject so near and dear to our Mikey ).
Troll, your knowledge is truly astounding, from my perspective at least. And I have no excuse.
My mother, as a young lady just out of high school had gone to work at the LA Times Classified Ads desk. I’m quite sure she sold ads in the paper to advertisers, and that she would have had to know what “column inches” were to do that.
But I have no memory of ever hearing or knowing the term. Ever. Until I read your above name-stealing spoof/impersonation troll post.
You brought back memories of all kinds of photos of my mother as a pretty young lady. She appeared in the LA Times a lot. (The photographers seemed to like posting photos of pretty girls, even in those pre-porno days, long before even Playboy magazine.)
You put in effort trying to troll, and for me, you bring back wonderful memories.
Extraordinary, really. Kind of like Brimstone and Treacle.
You’re really something troll.
I’m not the troll Mikey, don’t flatter yourself that everyone who’s critical of your obsessive relentless posts on the site is ‘the troll’. But keep deluding yourself, and keep camping out on the site. It’s literally your second home.
Mutou Ayaka will be lovely until she’s 90.
(Maybe beyond that)
The actor cast here as her husband will be unfit to play the part of any husband or boss forever.
Can’t understand why the JAV studios keep casting this horrible actor. He never kisses a girl. He never touches a girl in any sexual place. He never undresses. He rarely does anything but fall asleep, cry or act horribly. And he never suits the husband or boss parts.
Can’t imagine why he is devoting his life to acting in roles where his lack of credibility, lack of the ability to “look the part” ruins nearly every movie he is in. And can’t imagine why he appears again and again and again and again and again and again and again in JAVs. . .
Japanese husbands are always wimps, whiners, men with no balls. Japanese husbands love to be humiliated… always. One wonders why Japanese wives always marry these sissies since they always end up cheating on them. If Japanese husbands are in real life like they are in porn movies then all married men in Japan are cuckolds.
Some rules to follow when making Japanese porn
1- A weak, fearful, whiny husband with no balls
2- A sexually dissatisfied wife with the IQ of a chimpanzee
3- Above all, don’t call the police in case of rape and don’t tell your husband about it
4- A raped wife loves it and returns to her rapist
5- A wife who is unfaithful and dissatisfied with her husband, but who never divorces because she likes to take advantage of her husband’s work
6- She drinks and eats a lot
7- No dishwasher, always by hand
8- If the husband lets his wife get fucked by another man in front of him, it doesn’t suit her and she ends up doing it behind his back.
9- The husband must always be humiliated, especially if he is perfectly honest, hardworking, and loves his wife.
10- A wife who lacks self-control and asks for forgiveness because it’s not her fault, it’s the fault of her honest husband.
Nice writing.
It reminded me of things I read about the rules of driving in Lima
If I had to add to your list, I’d add a rule about the wife always cleaning the floor in the sexiest possible way. No dust mops, or wet mops and pails. Nope. They don’t exist in the JAV world.
She must be on her hands and knees, tush looking lovely as she moves along the floor.
But in all honesty, funny as your rules were, Mutou Ayaka has performed with some actors who were believable-looking husbands. And there have been plenty of good Japanese cuckold AVs that featured husbands who were believable.
Compare the awful husband here to her husband, in, say the first movie I ever saw her in:
[DVDES-921] General male-female monitoring AV Ultimate cuckold project to stimulate latent desire https://jav.guru/?s=DVDES-921
The husband doesn’t have to be a weak, fearful, whiny husband with no balls, and doesn’t have to be humiliated
(See also, some of her Nagae Styles:
[NSPS-367] To you whom I love. The truth is… That person who used to be my boss, Ayaka Muto https://jav.guru/?s=NSPS-367
[NSFS-113] (4K) 3 Days 2 Nights Married Couple Exchange Camp 2 Ayaka Muto https://jav.guru/?s=NSFS-113 )
Sorry, Mike, but even in [DVDES-921], the husband is an asshole, because what husband would leave his wife with two guys without even asking or knowing what they did together? Then he’s still humiliated because his wife shamelessly cheats on him, all for money… but at the same time, this film is still well-made because it shows exactly what women are like in general: they have no sense of responsibility and are sluts willing to do anything for money and for their own benefit.
I prefer movies where there is no betrayal and everything is clear between the spouses like for example PFAS-024 – HTMS-045 – PFAS-004 – IESP-487. If you have others in this genre let me know
LOL #7 is hilarious
Lol! This is hilarious.
Add the blue tiled kitchen and the mandatory brief case drop + falling to knees by the husband at the end of the film.
And since many of the women who star in these porn films are married in real life, not only do you get a good idea of the kind of husbands they have, but also the kind of women they actually are in everyday life…