Look closely, it’s “ASCII Mike” in these two comments. There are no Greek or Cyrillic letters there. It’s the genuine old man himself, troalling so he can come back later and dump his standard copypasta. He gets off on this shit. He is the ultimate troall, and the whiniest man to have ever coomed here.
I read somewhere that Mike’s most likely in his late 50s. He made a comment about seeing gravure magazines back in 2000s. Of all the theories about him I think Mike being an old dude has the highest chance of being real.
The others though (syphilis, 160kg, former pornstar, Peruvian) I still have doubts.
He said he is of mixed Peruvian + Croatian (or some weird shit) ancestry. And that he’s got black hair despite being in his 60s, weighted 238lb recently and remains bed-ridden for days in which he basically spends his time watching JAV and posting here, due to disease.
just give it a rest man Ive seen 50+ of your spam comments get deleted every after 5 days yet youre still insisting on calling out these kinds of comments youre like sisyphus at this point theres like 5 of us that sees your comments everyday
Query. As you type the usual “name-steals” – stealing my name (instead of some of the other commenters’ names that have been stolen – for instance loveGIANT’s name, if the site has tagged a movie with a “lesbian” tag in a movie that includes a male)
Why is it “Ok….. very good day today” per your spoof impersonation spam?
Is it because the site has been bringing the world JAV posts for ten years now?
That’s ten years since the first posts – four on that day
September 8 2016.
The posts that first day of posting
IBW-478z] Katsushika Joint Quay Complex Sunburn Girl Obscene Video
Bro her bush… Ruin the perfect cover photo.. but the video hard to cum because the camera angle. I know is the video style but is you real can cum to it video? I no hate because it different but idk if I will pay for the video
honestly. I’m not often nitpicky when I complain but I do agree with you, Rei Kamiki is absolutely a babe but there’s something about the bush that somewhat makes the photo look unappealing.
But the video was superb as always, I appreciate the dildo-fellatio so they can evade the mosaic. I’ve said this before that fellatio focused movies always felt boring due to the mosaic, like what is there to enjoy? This is why studios like Fellatiojapan are awesome for their non-censored fellatio.
Anyways its not much of a big deal, this is as usual a nice Rei upload.
Thanks bro. You are good brain can understand sexy and no sexy
Artificial Brain
21 days ago
Oh… she looks just like Suzu Honjo on the cover, incredible. Well, the video was good, but nothing more than that. Queen Rei Kamiki’s body deserves a monument and to be considered a cultural heritage of humanity. Simple, but effective. Only for Rei Kamiki fans. 4/5
kontol emosimu
21 days ago
ga sopan loh ya mbak rei , masak aku di vantatin..
I put that name-stealing spam into Google Translate
It was Indonesian for:
“Wow, her breasts are bigger on one side, hahaha”
Suppose Indonesian is part of the theme, as the first name-stealing post to the site (in December 2021) that drew protests from the impersonated regular commenter had been in Indonesian.
I believe it’s better to redirect, and commemorate something that can only be commemorated on this day.
It’s ten years to the day since the site posted its first posts of AVs – four on that day
September 8 2016.
The posts being
IBW-478z] Katsushika Joint Quay Complex Sunburn Girl Obscene Video
![[START-636] Rei Kamiki ALL full nude sex special extreme focus on the nasty joining parts super obscene angles complete compilation](https://cdn.javmiku.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/1start636pl.jpg)
![[START-608] Sex outpatient clinic specializing in sexual desire treatment 27 special edition: living as a wife and nurse in sexual medicine. Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/07/1start608pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-596] I won’t forgive that personal instructor I had my eye on for getting married. I’ll brainwash her at the esthetic salon so she’ll do whatever I want! Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/06/1start596pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-581] An incredibly realistic cohabitation life where the super erotic and cute Kamiki Rei becomes your girlfriend and fucks you nonstop!](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/05/1start581pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-542-MR] Invited to drinks by my harsh power-harassing female boss from work, she unexpectedly transforms when I hear her vent! Turning sweet and clingy, she reverses our roles for repeated begging creampie sex Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/04/1start542pl-1-211x300.jpg)
![[START-542] Invited to drinks by my harsh power-harassing female boss from work, but after listening to her vent, she unexpectedly transforms into a sweet, needy mess, reversing our positions and begging for creampie sex over and over. Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/04/1start542pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-539] (4K) Kamiki Rei’s wall ass panel dispatch rental! Close coverage of two days receiving semen from out-of-control sperm-loaded men’s loads in her vagina, convulsing drenched in creamy pussy juice!](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/03/1start539pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-488] Submissive hot spring trip with Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/02/start488-211x300.jpg)
![[START-508] (4K) I missed the last train after closing inventory and ended up staying at my part-time coworker’s place. Her cute, stubborn refusal to go barefaced turned me on, but she became an insatiable hip-thrusting machine and drained me until morning. Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2026/01/1start508pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-473] Popular race queen Kamiki Rei controlled by the hypnotic trap ray](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/12/START-473-211x300.jpg)
![[START-443] (4K) First naked sexual sports test with Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/11/1start443pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-436] (4K) First soap experience in the fourth year! Unlimited ejaculation H cup premature ejaculation soap, with a divine breast body that will milk you dry, Kamiki Rei.](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/10/1start436pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-405] (4K) Even While Insulting My Pathetic Little Dick, She’ll Jerk Me Off As Many Times As I Want and Even Let Me Go All the Way! Japan’s Worst Turnover Rate Insulting Bunny Pink Salon! – Rei Kamiki](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/09/1start405pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-398] A woman with an irresistible body, slightly tipsy and defenseless, reveals her raw desires… Rei Kamiki, completely off-duty, drinks, laughs, and indulges in instinctive, vivid private intimacy.](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/08/1start398pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-364] [Training camp gangbang terror] Turned the beautiful coach who favors the ace into a sex servant and thoroughly trained her lol: Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/07/1start364pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-357] I Tried to Seduce a frustrated blonde housewife and she Came for my dick. SODSTAR Kamiki Rei x Doujin collab work!](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/06/1start357pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-326] Business trip hotel room share with competent career woman Ms. Kamiki. Passionate kissing all night with a cool senior. Rei Kamiki](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/05/1start326pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-306] Friday night, hanging with friends who are closer to me than my boyfriend. Like in our student days, we played wildly until we were utterly exhausted. Kamiki Rei](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/04/1start306pl-211x300.jpg)
![[START-285] (4K) A one-night, two-day hot spring getaway filled with 13 ejaculations and endless lovemaking – Rei Kamiki](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/03/1start285vpl-211x300.jpg)
First
Look closely, it’s “ASCII Mike” in these two comments. There are no Greek or Cyrillic letters there. It’s the genuine old man himself, troalling so he can come back later and dump his standard copypasta. He gets off on this shit. He is the ultimate troall, and the whiniest man to have ever coomed here.
Basically yes.
I read somewhere that Mike’s most likely in his late 50s. He made a comment about seeing gravure magazines back in 2000s. Of all the theories about him I think Mike being an old dude has the highest chance of being real.
The others though (syphilis, 160kg, former pornstar, Peruvian) I still have doubts.
Try 60s, american, retired/unemployed, syphilis.
im cryin where did you get peruvian
He said he is of mixed Peruvian + Croatian (or some weird shit) ancestry. And that he’s got black hair despite being in his 60s, weighted 238lb recently and remains bed-ridden for days in which he basically spends his time watching JAV and posting here, due to disease.
He say here off topic Mike spam fuck U Mike
https://jav.guru/217137/ssni-473-english-subbed-first-time-in-my-life-climax-portio-development-press-vaginal-orgasm-yua/#comment-271844
Mike is an actual internet cryptid LMFAO
Is true fucker mike says here comment 4 year ago
https://jav.guru/217137/ssni-473-english-subbed-first-time-in-my-life-climax-portio-development-press-vaginal-orgasm-yua/#comment-271844
It’s true he post here
https://jav.guru/217137/ssni-473-english-subbed-first-time-in-my-life-climax-portio-development-press-vaginal-orgasm-yua/#comment-271844
Mike randomly dropping his backstory is very much like Mike.
Curious, how did you find that old comment let alone getting to link the very comment itself.
I used to browse this site way back, never commented but most of the commenters I see were names like Mindblown, Ngyaleh, Semadim and then Mike.
i wonder if all of those were just Mike himself
he said also here but relate to topic still fuck U Mike
https://jav.guru/1043902/miab-678-i-became-a-substitute-for-a-memorial-nude-model-and-the-big-titted-sister-whose-love-juice-is-dripping-keeps-teasing-my-hard-cock-every-time-we-take-a-5-minute-break-yuuiri-sugikawa/#comment-691896
P.S. I like BBC in my ass.
You were. Your name-stealing spam (above) was the first posted spam on a commemorator day
It’s Ten Years since the site began posting AVs.
September 8, 2016 is the date of the oldest posts
Just four of them on that first day
Including the
Most watched video @ jav.guru by year:
2016: IBW-478
See
https://jav.guru/stats-for-nerds/
It was
[IBW-478z] Katsushika Joint Quay Complex Sunburn Girl Obscene Video
https://jav.guru/?s=IBW-478
Also posted that first day
[ABP-365] Life’s First Trance Super Iki Cum Sex MizuKino Love
https://jav.guru/?s=ABP-365
[AMBI-047] Cant Decide Between My Two Stepbrothers
https://jav.guru/?s=AMBI-047
[INCT-001] Doll Play Ichigo Aoi dressed with Cosplay
https://jav.guru/?s=INCT-001
We commemorate you pleasing your old moldy cock for the 10000th time today. Keep jerking it like a gooner! Here’s for the next 5000.
just give it a rest man Ive seen 50+ of your spam comments get deleted every after 5 days yet youre still insisting on calling out these kinds of comments youre like sisyphus at this point theres like 5 of us that sees your comments everyday
Ok….. very good day today.
Query. As you type the usual “name-steals” – stealing my name (instead of some of the other commenters’ names that have been stolen – for instance loveGIANT’s name, if the site has tagged a movie with a “lesbian” tag in a movie that includes a male)
Why is it “Ok….. very good day today” per your spoof impersonation spam?
Is it because the site has been bringing the world JAV posts for ten years now?
That’s ten years since the first posts – four on that day
September 8 2016.
The posts that first day of posting
IBW-478z] Katsushika Joint Quay Complex Sunburn Girl Obscene Video
https://jav.guru/?s=IBW-478
[ABP-365] Life’s First Trance Super Iki Cum Sex MizuKino Love
https://jav.guru/?s=ABP-365
[AMBI-047] Cant Decide Between My Two Stepbrothers
https://jav.guru/?s=AMBI-047
[INCT-001] Doll Play Ichigo Aoi dressed with Cosplay
https://jav.guru/?s=INCT-001
(Or is it because you posted name-steals that used my name? Or some other reason(s)?)
Galingan mo na kasi makukulong na ate mo.
Ika nga nila ‘itaga mo sa bato’
-Ang Karit at maso sa nagtatagong salarin!
Based
Bro her bush… Ruin the perfect cover photo.. but the video hard to cum because the camera angle. I know is the video style but is you real can cum to it video? I no hate because it different but idk if I will pay for the video
honestly. I’m not often nitpicky when I complain but I do agree with you, Rei Kamiki is absolutely a babe but there’s something about the bush that somewhat makes the photo look unappealing.
But the video was superb as always, I appreciate the dildo-fellatio so they can evade the mosaic. I’ve said this before that fellatio focused movies always felt boring due to the mosaic, like what is there to enjoy? This is why studios like Fellatiojapan are awesome for their non-censored fellatio.
Anyways its not much of a big deal, this is as usual a nice Rei upload.
Thanks bro. You are good brain can understand sexy and no sexy
Oh… she looks just like Suzu Honjo on the cover, incredible. Well, the video was good, but nothing more than that. Queen Rei Kamiki’s body deserves a monument and to be considered a cultural heritage of humanity. Simple, but effective. Only for Rei Kamiki fans. 4/5
ga sopan loh ya mbak rei , masak aku di vantatin..
nguaworr
loh ya
Buset tetek nya gede sebelah wkwkwkw
I put that name-stealing spam into Google Translate
It was Indonesian for:
“Wow, her breasts are bigger on one side, hahaha”
Suppose Indonesian is part of the theme, as the first name-stealing post to the site (in December 2021) that drew protests from the impersonated regular commenter had been in Indonesian.
I believe it’s better to redirect, and commemorate something that can only be commemorated on this day.
It’s ten years to the day since the site posted its first posts of AVs – four on that day
September 8 2016.
The posts being
IBW-478z] Katsushika Joint Quay Complex Sunburn Girl Obscene Video
https://jav.guru/?s=IBW-478
[ABP-365] Life’s First Trance Super Iki Cum Sex MizuKino Love
https://jav.guru/?s=ABP-365
[AMBI-047] Cant Decide Between My Two Stepbrothers
https://jav.guru/?s=AMBI-047
[INCT-001] Doll Play Ichigo Aoi dressed with Cosplay
https://jav.guru/?s=INCT-001
When Genre NTR Rei Kamiki
She must have slimmed down or something because she looked great in this video.
What happened to her face? Rei was already so beautiful, but now she looks old. Whoever messed with her face is a jerk.
Anjing mukanya jadi kek kodok
DOK DOK KODOK
I’m in this video